"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me
[Shane] “I don’t know astrology very well, but when you’re a similar sign, it’s easier to know what’s going on in the other’s mind. And clearly we’ve both been able to figure that out about each other.”
[Maggie] “What Shane’s trying to say is we both realized there’s four people in the room when we’re together.”
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen.
and then reading it again years later